Bad bad karma....

Last week, on Thursday night (or Wednesday. Either one), right after dinner, I was teaching Angie and Eve bout the word POK KAI.

No. Not the "IM So POK KAI" punya Pok kai.

Its the "WAH... POK KAI till can see her panties" punya pok kai.

So, there I was, screaming POK KAI and pretending to fall to give visual representation.

So imgaine... Walk walk walk. Falling intentionally. Laugh laugh laugh. Walk walk walk. Then fall again. T____________T

Guess what happened the next day?

I ter POK KAI. Twice.

So. Guess what happened when I said "I AM SIBEH STRONG. WONT EVER GET HURT ONE LAAAAA".

"AIYA.... SO WHAT IF I SCARED OF NEEDLES? IN THE END I WILL BE THE ONE RANDOMLY POKING PPL AND BE TOTALLY IGNORANT TO THEIR PAIN CAUSE ITS NOT MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

Karma happens.

HHHUUUUAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*screams for another 30 seconds.

30 seconds later.

"WTF DO I DO NOW?"

What. I dont get cuts that often ok.

"Should I call mother dearest and ask her what to do? OMG OMG! HELP!"*reaches for my beloved Sonny Ericsson*

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Angie (codename Doraemon): Shouldnt you rinse your hands with water first to remove the excess blood?

T_______________T

I knew that.

STEP SATU.

Rinse.

STEP DUA.

Wipe (try not to be too lazy and wipe on a 3 day old towel. T____T)

STEP TIGA.

ahaks. I knew you are gonna say put plaster!

BUT YOU'RE WRONG!

Have to find plaster box first :p

STEP EMPAT.

Ask friend for assistance to open the plaster box.

STEP LIMA.

Ask friend to pose with SUPER ADORABLE Plaster (which you cant see clearly yet).

NAH...

See my plaster so SIBEH CUTE.

STEP ENAM

Lekat.

FRONT VIEW:

BACKSIDE:

STEP TUJUH (finale).

Camwhore with Saviour.

Thanks Angie! ~BLOWS KISSES~

(Blardy stupid chipped mug.)

Balancing Act

So what if i was abit agitated, hormonally unbalanced, mentally distracted and just plain bitchy today?

At least I have great frens who would stick by me thru thick and thin.

Suck that.

BLUUUUEEEEEK.

I am as happy as a flower. WTF.



Peace be with you all.



Hmmm. Im crapping AGAIN. Sigh..

Damn you female estrogens!

Oh. Thanks nerd for withstanding my bitching. I chia you eat lou po beng later okay? :)

The Pride.

Julian Jansen Goh,

Im SOOOOO PROUD OF U!

Slowly but surely you are making a mark nation in the fashion world.

Cant wait to see the pictures for your upcoming fashion show! Im sure it will be fantabulous =)

Dont forget my wedding gown you promised to design!

*helping you publisize. FOC summore :) See im so effing nice..

*smiles innocently.

Dare you sleep alone now?

Going Down Swinging

Oh boo.










You are leaving me already. T.T








It seems like only yesterday we've just met.

Remember the good old times we had?




Our marvelous acting/dancing/singing/dress up skills we had? :P Oh, and not to mention your FANTASTIC BALD hair-do XD

I was dressed in a Bidayuh outfit btw, which was so big, the skirt keeps slipping down. Mind you I was unprepared and was wearing the normal innerwear and nothing else underneath. Thank god it never made it down all the way T_____T Else it wouldve been a tsk tsk tsk sight.



Though we were in different kompeni s, we somehow managed to find time to sneak away from out busy groups to have a walk round the camp. Ze long chats never seeemed so long till we heard the Trainers running towards us shouting "Lelaki dan Perempuan tak boleh dekat-dekat!"

We werent in that close proximity, I swear! :)



The Delta boy.


Even after the whole NS experience, you still managed to get hold of me (im quite a tough person to get hold of as I usually dont facebook/friendster/msn/reply sms/pick up calls) and make a few trips out together.

The famous Chicken Cordon Bleu which you introduced and made me hooked on to it ever since.

And that time you went to Australia for your brother's graduation and got me A SUPER HUGE SUPER CUTE PINK BUNNY and mini koala bears as accompaniment, passing it to me in the middle of the shopping mall. And made me carry it all the way home T___________________T

Aww.... Shyuks... Shy d...

But i absolutely ADORE it =)

And I would never forget the day you asked me to go to your MUFY Graduation dinner in Sheraton. And paid for my everything.

I hope you'll reach your dream of becoming an air pilot in Australia. And definately will keep in touch. Dont you worry about that.

So all the best TOM!

Take care and make Australia S-H-A-K-E!

Luv,

Christine

=) (=

KTM?

Train station? Yes. Your eyes have failed you not.

Christine went back economy style.

Seeing Monday is a holiday, and friday class have all been pushed forwards (and backwards), KL's a calling.

I wanted to take the bus back. But apparently all the tickets have been sold out and whats left are midnight buses, which i refuse to take. Rape cases and all. Not to mention most gerai makanans at the rest area would most probably be closed too (how am i going to tame my monstrous stomach then?).

So train I took.

RM40 it costs. Inclusive of a bed.

Departed at 8pm.

Despite people telling me over and over agian that its a 10 hour journey (yes yes i know), I decided that wtheck rite. I mean, wont it be sadistic to never be able to enjoy our very own Malaysian built train.

We've tried the bullet train in Japan, and that other bullet train in Shanghai, and the underground train in Singapore, but never the Malaysia Boleh one.

So here goes.

I stayed in the Second Class compartment. Upper bunk. So i got a pretty good view of the whole train, and practiacally every person who passes my bed and try to peek through the curtains
watching me do absurdly wu liao things like talking to the window T_________T

This position wouldve benefited me well if there were actually good looking hunks on board. But it seems that train usage is definately a Malay favourite.

Nope. Not my bunk. Some unknown random space which i decided to snap from my lookout tower.

T_______________T



Paid the toilet a visit.


Awefully dirty. And it stinks!

It was so small that I could barely move my non existant ass around T________T

If you thought Aimst cubicle was small, then this would be an ant hole.

Now, I shalt show to you my sleeping compartment.

TADAAAAA!

Yeala yeala. I know. Messy. I slept in it what.

Theres even a mini reading light which burns your fingers and make you wish you werent that stupid as to touch it. @.@



"Touch me and BURN"

No, this is not some random guy I decided to snap a pic cause im a psychopath.

And no. I did not take this picture to show that im not a sadistic loser who has to take the train all by myself.

Ok fine. It was mainly becoz of that reason =.=

We shall work on those cam whoring skills again Cheng Foong :)

Tata!

I fell down. 2 TIMES at that!

One time in CAFE coz I was rushing for food.

One more time in class coz I was excited bout switching ESAP class to Raj's class.

Argh.. And in front of so many guys from my class =(

So damn sia sui!!!!!!!

Kill me. Kill me now...
*but the guys were kind ler. Helped me up and didnt laugh. But still... =( *Bangs head...

*UPDATE*

(conversation btween me and "Ryuu")

3/5/2009
7:56:19 AM

Ryuu: some Humpy-Dumty had a great fall today...
Ryuu: on such a memorable day..5/3/2009.....
Ryuu: like a D-day in history.....of aimst
Miss Chris: wasnt that bad
Miss Chris: everyone falls down at least once in their entire life
Miss Chris: =)
Ryuu: fell down n knocked sharp objects several time....at my frontal n occipital side of my head...

OMG! I injured someone...

SIHAT MALAYSIA card please ;)