Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine no.19

The obligatory 'HAAAAYYYPEEEE Valentines ppl!'

Its that time of the year again.

The time when girlfriends get showered with gifts.

And the time boyfriends go broke.

The time when girls grow fat cause their boyfriends are so inconsiderably stupid and buys them not one but a whole box of chocolates.

And the time when animals were harmed in the making of chocolates (damn you animal bastards)

The time when boyfriends bring their girlfriends out for a romantic candle light dinner
(making them even more fatter)

The time when girlfriends love to leave 'remember what to get me for next Valentines' signs.

The time when girls go all out to sexually impress their partners with sexy lingerie
(does not apply to fat people)

The time when bedrooms are not only used for sleeping....

Leading to a rise in condom sales.

The time when sappy cheesy Valentine cards are being sold.

"If I were 2 buy u a bunch of roses, I would place a plastic 1 in the middle, then say "My love ll b the last one to die".Happy Valentine's Day"

The time when anti Valentines people a.k.a Single people decides to mock those who are 'blessed'.

The time when anti Valentines people a.k.a Single people who wants to mock those who are 'blessed' but have no balls to do so, bakes a cupcake and write self encouraging words on top, telling themselves 'why need to couple couple? Got myself enough d wert...'


The time when girls turn diabetic either cause their stupid boyfriends treated them to too much food


Single people feeding themselves tubs of ice-cream or what they thought was harmless sweet sugary delights.

Which soon, they will only be able to eat this for the rest of their remaining life.

But despite all that,

Valentine still rocks.

hahahaha! XD Sorry for creating the drama there! LOL.


On a whole different note,

I have to say, this Valentines, though spending it in Aimst, was quite an interesting one indeed.

And now, decisions must be made ;)

Hope i'll make the right ones this time round.

Wish me luck peeps!

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