The Study of Baby Making in Aimst

Embryology

My now most fav topic in Anatomy. Dont ask me why.
I dont know.


And NO.



Im not some horny bastard with some weird sperm fetish T.T hahahaha. aherm.




So let the Magnificent Christine, with all her vast knowledge in Embryology and what not give you a dummies copy on
How To Make Babies.






STEP 1: Prepare the Ovum (ie. dont have to do anything)

Step 2: Wait for Ovulation Period

(middle of menstrual cycle)

STEP 3: Have Wicked Rough Sex (im presuming that the rougher you are, the more energy the sperms will have. Because with greater momentum there will be greater inersia. hahaha. It makes sense. No?)

Do it like the Energizer Bunny! (i apologize for the obsceneness. Gohmenasai T.T)

STEP 4: Wait for Sperm To Penetrate Ovum (ie dont have to do anything)



STEP 5: Implantation of Fused Gametes along the anterior and posterior wall of the body of the uterus near the fundus.

These are places where YOU DO NOT WANT the embryo to stick at.

STEP 6: Allow the Development of the Baby to Take Place In A Safe Environment (ie. No sex please)

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STEP 7: BIRTH


See. Simple right to have a baby. Follow Christine's How To Make Babies for Dummies and you will be A OK!

Play safe kids!