And They Say Im Such a Geek

I spent 6 hours straight in the Anatomy Dissection Room dissecting...

THIS.


You have been a good corpse. Yes you have.

Physically drained that I can no longer construct any sentence longer than 12 words. (this is my longest sentence so far. hmmm..)


Anyhoos. Im having my exams next week! gah!

My hair is growing longer. Woots.

The End.

The Study of Baby Making in Aimst

Embryology

My now most fav topic in Anatomy. Dont ask me why.
I dont know.


And NO.



Im not some horny bastard with some weird sperm fetish T.T hahahaha. aherm.




So let the Magnificent Christine, with all her vast knowledge in Embryology and what not give you a dummies copy on
How To Make Babies.






STEP 1: Prepare the Ovum (ie. dont have to do anything)

Step 2: Wait for Ovulation Period

(middle of menstrual cycle)

STEP 3: Have Wicked Rough Sex (im presuming that the rougher you are, the more energy the sperms will have. Because with greater momentum there will be greater inersia. hahaha. It makes sense. No?)

Do it like the Energizer Bunny! (i apologize for the obsceneness. Gohmenasai T.T)

STEP 4: Wait for Sperm To Penetrate Ovum (ie dont have to do anything)



STEP 5: Implantation of Fused Gametes along the anterior and posterior wall of the body of the uterus near the fundus.

These are places where YOU DO NOT WANT the embryo to stick at.

STEP 6: Allow the Development of the Baby to Take Place In A Safe Environment (ie. No sex please)

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STEP 7: BIRTH


See. Simple right to have a baby. Follow Christine's How To Make Babies for Dummies and you will be A OK!

Play safe kids!

Why Why Life?

ZZZZZZZZZ....

EXAMMMMM.......

Need I say more?

sigh.....

Im one walking neoplastic babe.

MySoju MyDrug

Im in LOVE... sighhh...

Cant stop watching this japanese drama. Atashinichi no Danshi

No idea what the name means. But hey! Names are of the least importance now. Looks are what we should be scrutinizing about =)

I know the picture above looks abit tacky. But its actually a really nice show!

Its not like your typical korean/taiwan shows where boy meets girl, girl meets another boy, the 2 boys fight, the girl dies/live happily ever after. END.

Lets just say i've a new found respect for Japanese dramas. Salute!

And! I need to make a clarification!

Contrary to popular belief, JAP MEN ARE NOT SHORT.

At least a minority of them arent :D

I'll give you a brief sypnopsis of the show (copied directly from Wikipedia):

These days, the term "homeless" has taken on new meaning. There are youths referred to as "net cafe refugees," who have neither a job nor a place to live, but who find themselves hopping around internet cafes. One such refugee is a 20-year-old girl named Chisato, who lost her mother at a young age due to sickness. She spent her youth trying to escape from the huge debt her father left her, and her battle with the repossessors unfolded every night. However, her life changed after meeting one man named Shinzo, changing her views on the meaning of "family." Shinzo comes from a rich family tracing back to the Edo period, and he adopted six good-looking sons with the hope of one becoming his successor, but all of them have strange personalities. Shinzo promises to free Chisato from her debt if she marries him and becomes the mother of his sons. However, a life with these six guys under one roof will not go smoothly...

The show is seriously funny! So funny and ridiculous that i swear it can even make Osama Bin Laden crack up.

Without furter a due, let me introduce to you the cast. (note they look better in the movie. hmm)

Kaname Jun as Okura Fuu [ 1st son ]

Okada Yoshinori as Okura Takeru [ 2nd son ]

Mukai Osamu as Okura Sho [ 3rd son ]

Yamamoto Yusuke as Okura Masaru [ 4th son ]

Seto Koji as Okura Satoru [ 5th son ]

Kusakari Masao as Okura Akira [ 6th son ]

Horikita Maki as Mineta Chisato

For those of you who just finished their exams, bumming around the house, try watching it.

Doesnt matter if you are a girl. Or a guy (i dont judge. Really! :D)

Oh im sure you guys will be wondering which one of the guys do i feel is the hottest ;)

TADDAAA! Mukai-kun~

Handsome sial @.@

I now deem you, HAWTY HOT HOTTIE!

Videos That Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack!

Good things shouldnt be kept.

It should be SHARED! lol.

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*at time 0.07, you can hear a girl commenting, "WAH GENG OH!" while the crowd went wild! I shit you not.

*at 0.18, you can hear the girl saying, "WAH PIAO LIANG. TA HEN PIAO LIANG" (translation for d bananas = Wah.. Pretty. She is really pretty)

More cheering follows as me and Khai Leng turned back to do the 2nd lapse of the walk

*at time 0.42, you can hear them screaming CHHRRRIIIISSSSTTIIINNNNEEE!

*at 0.47, i gave a small wave (something im not supposed to do because its supposed to be an 'elegant walk'. whooopsss!). The crowd went estatic shortly later. I really really kid you not.

*then later the girl continued to tell the camera guy that ther person is from foundation. Both me and khai leng is from foundation so she could be referring to anyone of us.

hahahaha. I know this whole post sounds soooo bimboistic but come on laaaaaa.... I dont think i'll ever get the chance to do this again T___T

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Thanks guys for cheering me on! You guys RAWK! *shy*

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Back home :)

Falalalalala la la la la ~

Hahahahaha!

Omg i wanted to kick myself in the balls (oopss. I dont have one :D) cause it was just too hillarious. At least for me it was :)

I still had my korean doll hair style. You know. The one with the fringe and jet black straight hair. Ok fine. Its not funny. But still! If you are my fren, you will just shake ur head and agree with me. Yes? Yes!

Check me out check me out! But dont laugh cause you know i know that you know im physhic =.=


Im in the choir. The 2nd row. In the middle. Actually almost smack right in the middle but im in the second row. So my awesomeness cant be seen at full blast. If you ever need a close up..... :)

*you can skip the first 6 minutes and 35 seconds. Haha XD*




Chun rite? hahahahah!


*5 minutes later*

OMG I FOUND ANOTHER HILLARIOUS VIDEO!

Ok. Again im exxagerating. But ahahahahaha.

Hanyang is inside. And i see Foo (i dont really know him but he seems like a nice guy). Oh and i see socks with hole XD




XD. Hanyang is the monkey in the red jersey. The one that spells OPEL? Attention hogger. Beginning of the vid also in already :D

I dont know why i find it hillarious! God im such a freak! lol.

Chick Me Out

Because I can :)

I do not have any class tomorrow!

Yipppeee! I think this is the first time in my whole year of studying Medic that Im getting a legal day off (self proclaimed holidays not included :D)

Im not going to waste much of my free time writing long boring posts about my life. The current updates and what not. Instead! I'd like to introduce you to my current craze!

Ever heard of the show "Chick vs Dick"? Starring Kaykay and Paul. Zomg. They're so funny! Its a Singaporean kinda reality show where both KayKay and Paul will battle it out to see which sex is the strongest. If you read XiaXue's blog, you've probably seen this before.

http://www.clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=1&p=13&v=207

I spent like 5 hours watching all 36 episodes :) I feel like my existance have finally fulfilled its purpose. haha.

Go watch it!

But dont forget!!

There is a chick here too aite :)

And Out The Window The Mystery Goes!

OK.

Ive been receiving many 'complaints' from a certain few ppl as to why i did not tell them the full juicy details bout the 14stalks of roses :P

Mystery keeps us young what @>@ lmao.

Anyhoos, i'll just give a very brief low down bout it =)

Theres this guy from campus (like duh. Aimst is like stuck in the middle of now where). And we've been good friends practically since my foundation time. But i guess not many ppl know him cause he has quite a low profile. Which is good =) Something i'll like to obtain but unfortunately could not. Sighhh...

Moving along! There was this one time. He was having abit of a problem. Family problems. Since i was soooo uber free during the first few months of Medic, i was very much his go-to person for advise and comfort. Total friendship. On my part that is.

Then. You know. One day he just pops up with this bouquet of flowers. Confessed his feelings. And well. Im still single so that pretty much gives you a rough idea of what happened soon after.

But he is sweet! Like uber sweet cause i know he wont mind me posting this :) As long as his name is strictly not mentioned and i give no hints as to who he is and etc etc, he's totaly cool with it. And thats one thing i like about the fella (in a fren fren way), is his down to earth-ness. lols.

So yes guys. Thats it.

dont keep nudging me on msn k! I know you know i always appear offline so you guys just spam terus. Zzzzzz... Dont make my laptop hang ler...

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*Other updates in my life!*

1) My finals are coming up really really soon and im not prepared! Gosh! Where did all my time fly to? Wish me luck =)

2) Ive earned another Rm250! Woohoo!

3) I recently found out that sleeping in library is like ... the BEST place to sleep. hahahaha.

4) The weather is so freaking unpredictable now! Its like hot hot hot then suddenly rain then hot then rain then rain rain rain. Then who knows, maybe it will snow the next time @.@

5) Im running out of food supply! NOOOO!!!!

6) Me and Wei Leng currently planning to go down Singapore during our 1 month and a half break :) Noel! Better be prepared for us! This is like the highlight of my day today! One week down in Singapore. Exploring. Seeing things. Possibly meeting new people! Oh the fun!

So basically thats all i cant think of till now. I shall update you guys on other things later!

Turah!